Saturday, October 30, 2010

Seems an Odd Design Choice

Ok, I fully admit that I'm a nerd and that I often times overthink the technical details shown in movies. It's especially hard for me to overlook computer-related gaffs in movies, given my profession. That said, this is more of what seems to be an architectural gaff in the Star Wars universe. Specifically, the design of the Deathstar.

In the "New Hope" (i.e., the real first Star Wars movie ...that came out when I was seven), the interior structure of the Deathstar was never really clearly spelled out. Yeah, where the Millenium Falcon gets drawn into the docking bay, it seemed to show that at least parts of the Deathstar were oriented in the stereotypical, lazy sci-fi, "there's a universal 'up' direction". However, they never really explicitly stated that the entire station was laid out in the same orientation. It's as logical to assume that the docking bay was oriented that way for functional reasons and that the rest of the Deathstar (at least, 'the rest' that wasn't also docking bays) might be laid out differently.

However, in "Revengeturn of the Jedi", it becomes fairly clear that the entirety of the Deathstar is laid out with a similar orientation:

Deathstar from Return of the Jedi

Looking at the picture, you see that it appears that the interior is made up of stacked, horizontal layers and that the layers are stacked parallel to the equatorial trench. Basically, given a spherical outer shell, the interior structure is stack-upon-stack of circular deck plates oriented along a central, virtically-oriented axis. That is, it's a giant layer-cake design with a spherical outer shell.

Now, to a hack sci-fi writer like George Lucas, this kind of layout might make sense. As a hack, you don't think about things like "how does one put artificial gravity into this kind of structure" (after all, you're too busy trying to imagine what energy-beam weapons sound like in the vacuum of space). To someone like me, and you wonder "how do people stay anchored to the deck they're moving about on?"

With the above type of design, I can only think of a couple ways that the occupants are able to stay anchored to the deck-plating an walk in a way that approaches "normal":

  • There's some gravitic-force at the bottom-most part of the Deathstar that exerts a pull all the way to the top-most part of the Deathstar.
  • Each deck-plate has a gravitic material that has a very localized effect, but is sufficient to keep deck-occupants walking relatively normally
  • The deck plates are made of ferrous materials and everyone's shoes have magnets in them.

Each of the above seems a pretty silly supposition and a horribly thought-out design choice.

  • The problem with a gravitic force rooted at the bottom of the Deathstar is the diminishing force of gravity, the further you get from the gravitic source. One would expect that, with such a design, gravitational pull would be highest in the lowest decks of the station and nearly non-existent in the topmost part. I guess that makes a sort of sense if you're using the upper reaches of the station as machinery or docking space for space ships. However, the scene with the Millennium Falcon demonstrates that at least some of the hanger space is at the station's equatorial region. The drawing above also seems to indicate that the upper reaches of the station doesn't contain the kinds of voids one would expect in a region used for the docking of spacecraft.
  • The problem with per-deck gravity generators is "how does one limit the direction of the gravitational effect". What I'm saying is, if I've got a gravitic force in my floors and a (presumably equal) gravitic force in my ceilings, how am I not being pulled towards the ceiling just as much as I am the floor? How are the forces not canceling each other out, leaving me suspended equidistant from my floor and ceiling. As far as I'm aware, gravity is a force that acts equally in all directions from the gravitational source. While there are theories about monopole magnets, their existence hasn't been proven, yet, and I don't know that there's an equivalent theory for gravitational directionality.
  • Of the three, the ferrous deck-plates is about the only thing that makes any kind of sense. Your anchoring force is very localizable and is easy to make consistent throughout the entire station. Down-side is, with magnetic shoes, I gotta think you still suffer the whole gamut of physical health problems you do with extended deployments on real life space stations (bone loss and muscle-mass loss and the like).

Maybe there's other anchoring technologies I'm not thinking of (beside the "it's some kind of wondrous alien technology" reason that a hack would use to defend his "art").

To me, a more logical design for a spherical Deathstar would be some kind of "concentric shells" design. Basically, a design reminiscent of an onion. That way, you could have a gravitational force at the station's core. Alternatively, you could simulate gravity by way of the station's rotation (this really only works for wheel or ring-style structures, however). It would fit with the whole central reactor core design. If you had some kind of artificial singularity (which, given the kind of power you'd need to be able to generate a planet-annihilating beam-weapon, makes sense), that could act as your gravity source. A gravitational core would also make sense given that "spherical" is the natural shape of celestial objects that have sufficient mass and gravity. It would probably minimize the demands to evenly distribute structural loading (whereas,with a bottom-sourced single gravity source "layer cake" design, creating a sphere shaped station would be a purely aeshtetic play. The location of the gravity source would tend to make exert a non-uniform pull across the station meaning that you'd have to put a lot of complex engineering in place to maintain a spherical shape and not make the station "fragile").

Bleah. Yeah. I overthink this shit.

Best Costume Idea Evar...

Genius, I Tell You

Consummate Hacks

Every year, I get the "joy" of listening to the Pittsburgh Penguins home commentators because of NHL Center Ice. For whatever reason, NHL Center Ice seems to prefer to use their broadcast feed when showing Penguins/Flyers games. I can only guess that the Pittsburgh broadcast has a lower carrying cost than what Comcast-Spectacor charges for their broadcast. This would make a certain sense, given that the Comcast production is a lot more professional: better video quality, better camera operations and commentators that are a lot less extreme on the "blind homer" scale.

On the plus side of the horror that is the Pittsburgh-based broadcast team: having the Pens' home commentators calling the game is extra sweet when the Pens lose.

Full Evening...

This evening we partook in the following:

  • Dinner at Maggianos (18:00-20:00) for their Virginia Wine fesitval dinner.
  • Voodoo Ball at the Loft (22:30-02:20)
  • Home to complete two daily challenges on Halo: Reach. (03:00-04:30)
Full evening. I'm thinking Saturday may be less eventful.

How Low Can You Go

No matter how far you lower your standards or expectations, someone will always come along who fails to meet them.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Old Pictures

You know you're looking at an old picture if it's a picture of Michael Jackson ...and he actually looks black in it.
Then again, what does it say about my age that I can still remember when Michael Jackson still looked black.

I Ain't That Bad

At least I'm not the only geek that sometimes takes things too literally...

So, this guy decides to be a little to literal on the whole "cookies dough" icecream thing. Now, I'll admit to having thought of doing things like this. Just never saw the point in actually carrying it out. Usually, the thought-exercise is enough. But, in the days of teh intarwebz, ya always need something to put out there.

Hmm... Maybe I should do less thought-exercises and more real activities? I mean, I really do need a hobby. Maye if I actually started acting on my more ridiculous thoughts, I'd be less bored. Who knows: might even be ale to turn it into a revenue-stream.

Not Much of a Prize

Commercial just ran for some random contest. The "prize" was a copy of Sex in the City 2 on BluRay or DVD.

How the hell is a DVD/BD of "Sex in the City 2" considered a "prize"? If that's your "prize", it ain't that good of a contest, eh?

Halloween on Price Is Right

So, today was this year's "Halloween" episode of Price Is Right. Drew and the rest of the cast dressed up like the cast from Wizard of Oz.

Now, if I recall, correctly, Price Is Right shoots it's episodes several days or weeks before actually broadcasting them (much like all the late-night shows are shot in the mid-afternoon or early evening). This means that, if they want audience members and/or contestants to be in costume, people have to be dressed up not on Halloween.

I know that Price Is Right sells advanced tickets, but, I imagine there's a lot that are sold "at the door". And, that aside, more than a few people in the audience are people who are non-local and are just taking the opportunity to get on TV while on vacation (thus, probably haven't packed costumes with them).

For the tickets sold in advance, they could print on the tickets "Halloween broadcast: please dress up". However, I don't think that's the case and, even if it was, probably wouldn't result in a great number of people dressing up at any rate.

Judging by the costumes, I'd say that most, if not all, of the costumes are show-issued. It looks like women who are cute and fairly petitely or slenderly built are given the option of wearing costume store tart-ware (sexy-cop, sexy-firegirl, sexy-nurse, etc.). The rest of the people are given Halloween-themed Price Is Right T-shirts, offered makeup and/or accessories. Given the number of non-svelte Price Is Right audience members, the makeup, t-shirt and/or (non body size-specific) accessories are the most flexible way to get the largest number of people "in theme".

Speaking of "non-svelte"... At the end of the show, they gave everyone a 5lb. Hershey's Chocolate chocolate bar. I wonder how many of the recipients already had "the diuhbeetus"?

Thursday, October 28, 2010

I'm Lagging the Game?



So, I've been using XBox Live, lately, to rack up points on Halo: Reach (overall, I prefer to play online firefights). Most of the time, it's a pretty good experience with good, solid, stable, speedy servers. Other days... It's occasionally choppy and laggy.

Today, for the most part, it's been pretty good. I had one game where there were four of us playing. Ever so often the game would lock up and one player in the list would be shown as having a bad connection to the server (it was the same player, each time).

A couple games later, I was matched up on a map with just one other person. The game was kinda herky-jerky. The other guy starts whining about how laggy the game is. Starts whining that I'm causing the lagginess and that he's never had a laggy game before. Eventually, the tool quits out (presumably out of frustration). I was able to tell pretty much exactly when he quit - not because the quit notification but because the game pretty much immediately smoothed out.

Here's the deal: I have Verizon's FiOS with the 25/15 package. I'm not hurting for bandwidth. After the game ended, I went to my laptop and pulled up SpeedTest.Net:



So, I'm not getting the full download speed. But I'm getting more than my sold-level of upload bandwidth. In either case, I've got better than 15Mbps in each direction: this is more than enough to support online multi-play on XBox Live. Combine this with the server speeding up after bitchboy-bailed and it seems fairly obvious who the source of the lag was.

Guess ECW Wanted More Air Time

On the one hand, I'm bummed that Caprica got cancelled. After all, I really liked Battlestar Galactica and the story/universe its writers put together. Caprica also showed similar levels of production value and was fairly story-driven. I really wanted to like Caprica. Unfortunately, I just never really did.

The show always came off as a little too emo and a little too unsubtle. It was like the writers of Dawson's Creek were trying to tackle the issues of religious extremism and big brotherish responses. That's why, after two episodes, I started referring to it as "Dawson's Cylon".

I guess on the plus side of the cancellation, there'll be more room for RASSLIN' in the schedule!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Tough Beans

Leaving jelly beans too close to the A/C vent kinda sucks. It's pretty much the exact opposite of the pleasure of eating jelly beans that have softened in your hands.

Survival Strategies

In the face of a zombie apocalypse, isn't the best survival strategy to hole-up with lots of slower friends?

Dear "Senator Barb":

So, were you on the front lines fighting for gender-neutral car insurance pricing? Or, more likely, because you're not being penalized and men generally don't whine as much about "fairness" as women, you sat quietly on the sidelines whenever pricing practices for auto insurance came up.

Nice pandering, by the way, "Senator Barb". Hopefully, enough of the men in Maryland realize "with people like her in office, my wallet will be raided to make things cheaper for some protected class."

Bringing Back Harvest Gold

Why is it that, when I hear the Fed talk about "quantitative easing", all I really hear is "inflation" (or, more likely, "stagflation").

New UPS?

Got a call from the wife, today. Apparently, everything plugged into the decade-old UPS was dark. Further, attempts at resetting the UPS failed to result in a return of power to the attached devices. So, I went online and looked around for a new UPS. I found what looked to be a decent one for $193. Unfortunately, when you added in shipping, it would have been $325.

Now, there was once a point in time when I could justify that kind of money for a UPS. Indeed, the UPS that had, apparently, died had once set me back nearly $800. However, it was providing power backup and conditioning for several computers that I was using to perform web, mail and file service out of my basement.

I'm not doing that, any more. Mostly, I just need something to keep my fileserver and my VOIP-stuff online. Thus, spending for a like-kind replacement just doesn't make sense.

So, I left work and dropped by MicroCenter on the way home. Picked up a consumer-grade 1350VA UPS for half that total outlay. Got home, swapped in the new UPS and everything's back online. Sadly, I couldn't leave well enough alone. So, be for tossing it out, I decided to see if I plug it in and see if I could get it working again. Plugged it in, clicked on the startup toggles and it sprang to life. Best I can figure is that, when lugging the 75lbs. beast upstairs, I had hit the circuit-breaker button. At any rate, it's still working, but, I don't feel like lugging it back downstairs and remounting it. So, out in the closet it went. Still just chapped that I wasted time and $160 at MicroCenter when I might not really have needed to.

Egads!

An old boss is being quoted for a news article. I think I just died, a little, inside. At the risk of burning bridges, this is a person that I most definitely did not respect. I don't know anyone working under him that did. I mean, there was just a lot about his behaviors (at least during that time period) that were illustrative of how not to be a good boss.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Gotta Love "Technicalities"

Hooray for being a pedestrian at 137KPH!

Negative Impacts On Shopping Districts?

If your on-street parking rates are so steep I need a credit card to use them, I don't need to shop in your city.

Seriously, it really makes me wonder what municipalities are thinking when they jack parking rates in retail enclaves. At the end of the day, I've got a bajillion options for spending my money. Even if I actually liked the shopping experience (I don't), I can get it elsewhere if you give me cause. I can go to another shopping center or district that has cheaper or free parking. I can go online and not even have to get out of my PJs.

Good Ideas™, Trivialized

Ok, first, let me start by saying that the idea of a sex-offender registry isn't inherently flawed. However, like many things that start out as "Good Ideas™", the execution frequently makes a mockery of the original idea. If the original idea is to provide a warning to people about rape, molestation or similar potential, why include other, non-relevant and (worse) trivial infringements in the same category. At the end of the day, is a sex-offender registry really worth having if you can get on it for taking a leak by the side of the road?