Sponsorship Patches

The problem with forcing politicians to wear NASCAR-esque sponsor patches, is even the fattest fatcat ain't big enough for all the patches

"Barfly" Looks More Like an Adverb Than a Noun

Though, I guess that barflies frequently feel barfly.

Built-in Job Satisfaction

Do they still have jobs as railroad bulls? Seems there'd be enough job satisfaction to cover any salary shortfalls.

Twitter Followers (Pt. 1)

Always kind of amusing when you've go more bots as followers than actual people

Twitter Followers (Pt. 2)

Of course, when you've got a lot of accounts on random sites that your friends aren't using, that's to be expected

Gaming Styles

I've played first-person shooters and third-person shooters. Don't recall ever playing second-person shooters.

Midgets Beware!

There must be a high punching-hazard for midgets at industrial shows.

Repair Tech WTF

I don't get why they still make copier/printer repair techs wear nice clothes while working on machines