Sprechen Sie Aggrotech?

Nothing like streaming some aggrotech to make you want to do some online German lessons...

I Like Understatement

I really do prefer to use words like "sub-optimal" and "non-trivial" when describing certain outcomes. They convey a meaning, but they're nebulous enough that they don't commit you to an argumentative path. People will generally assume far more than such terms actually confer. Leaves lots of room for amusement and maneuvering, later.