Wonder-Inducing Team

One wonders what the Flyers' record might be like if they had a competent power play.

One wonders what the Flyers' record might be like if they could actually hold onto a 2+ goal lead.

One wonders what the Flyers' record might be like if they consistently played an entire sixty, contiguous minutes of hockey.

Not a great night to be a Philly sports fan...

Flyer played another uninspired, lackluster game and got blown out 6-2. To Vancouver. Yuck.

The Eagles also apparently decided that Tuesday night is not a good night to play a Sunday football game. So, playoff slot already in hand, they didn't bother to try to clinch a bye-round. They lost to the freaking Vikings. Awesome.

Cadillac Grille Sucks

I think it was the mistake of the tone-setting meal at the Flyers' Cadillac Club that fucked the evening up. Sucktacular food and game.

Last year, we had a membership with our game plan. However, other than the one bartender, the Cadillac Grille sucked. Their food was only slightly above cafeteria-grade (and, we're talking public school cafeteria, here). Their service was "meh", at best. Their prices were through the roof ...and that's not even including that you had to pay the equivalent of a $50/day cover-charge just to get access to this chronic disappointment.

Oh well, at least it wasn't out of character with the way the team played, tonight: horribly.

isn't nearly as upset at the Flyers loss as he thought he might be. At least they didn't punk out.

Dear Danny:

If you're gonna crosscheck, do it to their heads or necks - you know head-shots get a free pass in this series.