I Don't Need Another Wii

Look, I already have a Wii (I didn't want it, but the wife insisted that she'd use it for exercise stuff rather than the dust collector it's become). I don't particularly care for it. The user interface is cloyingly awful. I don't want or need cutesy avatars. I don't want or need saccharine sound effects for everything that happens on screen. Least of all, I don't need what was previously a serviceable interface modified to be a less-well-executed version of an interface I already hate. Whut. The. Fuck.