Thursday, February 2, 2012

How a Musician Knows They're Past Their Prime...

...They're asked to do the Super Bowl halftime show.

I mean, since the whole "wardrobe malfunction" episode, it seems like the Super Bowl halftime committee set some kind of age-floor (50?) on who could perform. I can only assume that no one over that age is gonna try to flash the crowd/camera because most people over 50 - particularly ones who've spent their entire lives partying a little too hardy - know that no one wants to see that wrinkly, floppy shit.

Whatevs: all praise the safety of mediocrity.

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