Never Read the Comments

Why do I keep forgetting to "never read the comment sections on tech blogs or general news sites"?? Damn: people are FUCKtarded. I swear, every time I foray into the comments sections, I lose just a tiny bit more of what already miniscule faith I have in humanity. I really get the feeling that if I were to, somehow, lose access to 90% of my intelligence, I'd still be 10x more coherent and factually accurate with my comments/responses than the average commenter.